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firegirl68

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Date: Aug 23, 2009

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Firegirl68
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For my Lady friends....

Words for Women to Live By

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b*tch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - pencil-tail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his ooops!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest..

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars..........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile!

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~Angela~

Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:08 pm

Doc
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	Quote:
	When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

watch it with the pantaloon reference lady!!!! MD is sensetive you know.

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We'll be Friends till we're old and senile.... then we'll be New Friends.

Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:56 pm

tonys57chevy
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14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble. NOWAY _________________ all i own is counter clockwise wrenches these days Pres. WICKED RIDES car club www.wickedridesnj.com www.wickedmontes.com 1983 Monte Carlo Convertible white 1983 Monte Carlo Convertible red 1983 Monte Carlo Convertible white 1957 Chevy 86 SS 8,272 miles

Fri Aug 21, 2009 5:29 pm

Mustangrl
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LOL
Too funny and so true!! _________________ Krista

Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:59 pm

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Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:18 pm

87 Monte LS
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8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. LOL sounds like my house

Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:29 pm

twomanymontes
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	87 Monte LS wrote:
	8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. LOL sounds like my house

Yes, Yes it does! and I quote! "Hi Deb!" "shut up Dave!"

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Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:38 pm

87 Monte LS
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twomanymontes wrote:

	87 Monte LS wrote:
	8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. LOL sounds like my house

Yes, Yes it does! and I quote! "Hi Deb!" "shut up Dave!"

LOL add to the list #16 Shut up Dave

Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:41 pm

twomanymontes
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87 Monte LS wrote:

twomanymontes wrote:

	87 Monte LS wrote:
	8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. LOL sounds like my house

Yes, Yes it does! and I quote! "Hi Deb!" "shut up Dave!"

LOL add to the list #16 Shut up Dave

You just showed her this didn't you?

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There is no such thing as Too Many Montes

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Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:43 pm

87 Monte LS
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twomanymontes wrote:

87 Monte LS wrote:

twomanymontes wrote:

	87 Monte LS wrote:
	8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. LOL sounds like my house

Yes, Yes it does! and I quote! "Hi Deb!" "shut up Dave!"

LOL add to the list #16 Shut up Dave

You just showed her this didn't you?

isnt your phone ringing ??

Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:50 pm

twomanymontes
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Don't know it's dead, But My ears are! _________________ There is no such thing as Too Many Montes NYMCC Upstate NY Chapter Rep. Member of the Motley Cruisers Car Club

Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:54 pm

87 Monte LS
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	twomanymontes wrote:
	Don't know it's dead, But My ears are!

LOL mine too

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~Angela~

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