After John's wedding, I went to meet my crew at Gully's on the waterfront.  As we were leaving I saw this drunk gal wobbling to me.   I said ut roh, this isn't good.  The poor girl could barely stand, but boy was she a Good looker and scantily clad....Well she grabs onto me, and cannot stand with me holding her.

Well, out come three losers followed by the rest of my crew....let me paint this picture....each of the 4 of us can bench over 405......Nuff said.
I ask, is she with you, got no answer but saw FEAR in this suckas eyes....meanwhile the gal was not answering my question either, but asking for some chick.  My buddy finds her and we walk with them.  The girl then want sto drive home and we say no way, you are getting a cab.

The three tools then say no, she is coming to a strip-club with us.  I said WTF are you kidding me?  No Maniac was getting Mad, real mad.  Isaid look she can barely stand (I thought she was friends with them a long time).  The gal then told me, come home with me We will have a good time!!!

BANG that was It! Maniac snapped and said Will, we need to get her home now cause she is unsafe to herself.  So guess what, she was carried by me to my MONTE and I drove her 30 minutes to her home in Tuxedo, all the time passed out with me praying she doesn't puke or pee in my car.

Will follows in her car, and we drop her off, make sure she and her friend are ok, and then we leave.  While driving home, Will tells me that they just met those chumps that night.  My boys talked it over and concluse those girls were drugged by these wimps.  No way the could have been that bad.  She couldn't even stand without me holding her, or I would have dropped those dudes at the strip club comment above. 

So if any of you have daughters, please warn them about unattended drinks.

Quote of the trip from the gals...." What???? She is going to ride in that awesome Monte?"

Mine, " Honey, you have no clue about the thrill you are about to receive" as I buckled her into my car.....No one rides in my car LOL