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On how it was and where some sayings came from.

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor"
But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot...........they "didnt have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting t o smell . .. . brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your n ice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer...

And that's the truth...Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! ! Have a great weekend!

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More History..................................

How to use the word "poop"

poop may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

  1. You can be poop faced, be poop out of luck, or have poop for brains.
  2. With a little effort you can get your poop together, find a place for your poop or decide to poop or get off the pot.
  3. You can smoke poop, buy poop, sell poop, lose poop, find poop, forget poop, and tell others to eat poop and die.
  4. You can poop or go blind, have a poop fit or just poop your life away.
  5. People can be poop headed, poop brained, poop blinded, and poop over.
  6. Some people know their poop while others can't tell the difference between poop and shineola.
  7. There are lucky poops, dumb poops, crazy poops, and sweet poops.
  8. There is bull poop, and horse poop and chicken poop.
  9. You can throw poop, sling poop, catch poop, or duck when the poop hits the fan.
  10. You can take a poop, give a poop, or serve poop on a shingle.
  11. You can find yourself in deep poop, or be happier than a pig in poop.
  12. Some days are colder than poop, some days are hotter than poop, and some days are just plain poopty.
  13. Some music sounds like poop, things can look like poop, and there are times when you feel like poop.
  14. You can have too much poop, not enough poop, the right poop, the wrong poop or a lot of weird poop.
  15. You can carry poop, have a mountain of poop, or find yourself up poop creek without a paddle.
  16. Sometimes you really need this poop and sometimes you don't want any poop at all.
  17. Sometimes everything you touch turns to poop and other times you swim in a lake of poop and come out smelling like a rose.
  18. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
  19. And remember, once you know your poop, you don't need to know anything else!


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Hahahaha very cool stuff guys! lol

Joe

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LOL! Good stuff!

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Montess2k wrote:

Hahahaha very cool stuff guys! lol

Joe



Ditto!!!!  Very Interesting.

During WW2, fighter pilots had 27 feet of ammo for their guns...  After a dog fight, they were said to have "given them the whole 9 yards".

 



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An "on your six"...meaning right behind ya!....Kool Doc!

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