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TRUTHS FOR MATURE HUMANS
 
       1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

      2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

      3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

      4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

      5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

      6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

      7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

      8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

      9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

      10. Bad decisions make good stories.

      11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

      12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

      13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

      14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

      15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

      16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

      17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

      18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

      19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

      20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!  This reminds me of one of our road trips!!!

      21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

      22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

      23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

      24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.  That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.     (I am still laughing at this one..) 

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firegirl68 wrote:


      24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.  That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.     (I am still laughing at this one..) 


But "men" instantly knew what was important lol!!!

 



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I stopped reading at the "mature humans" point, was the rest funny? lol

Joe

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Montess2k wrote:

I stopped reading at the "mature humans" point, was the rest funny? lol

Joe


I don;t know either... Dave... Dave.... DAVE....???

 



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Too funny Angela

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#20......I can testify to, especially being with you guys on the way to the Sea-Pirate

I remember having to leave the "Group" to show a particular Mustang, what a mistake he made by owning THAT car on THAT day

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Donutboy97 wrote:

Montess2k wrote:

I stopped reading at the "mature humans" point, was the rest funny? lol

Joe


I don;t know either... Dave... Dave.... DAVE....???

 



 ME??? You made it all the way to the bottom! I'm still trying to figure out who is capable of clearing my computer history if I die!

besides! #10 seems to fit our crew the best! Proof is in the videos!! LMAO!!



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twomanymontes wrote:

Donutboy97 wrote:

 

Montess2k wrote:

I stopped reading at the "mature humans" point, was the rest funny? lol

Joe


I don;t know either... Dave... Dave.... DAVE....???

 



 ME??? You made it all the way to the bottom! I'm still trying to figure out who is capable of clearing my computer history if I die!

besides! #10 seems to fit our crew the best! Proof is in the videos!! LMAO!!


it's all in the story teller

 



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Speaking of story telling, Matt wants you to finish your story from PA, but not so frightning, LMAO!

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